Alice was cruising down the long and winding road, her mind occupied with the day's events. She had a travel mug of hot coffee in the cup holder, and she took a sip, savoring the warmth. But as she brought the mug away from her lips, she felt the familiar rumble in her stomach.
"Ugh, just what I need. A fucking detour to the toilet," she muttered to herself, rolling her eyes. She had been on the road for hours, and the last thing she wanted was to stop again.
She passed by several closed rest stops, each with a "Out of Order" sign. "Of course they are. Just my fucking luck," she grumbled, getting more and more annoyed.
Finally, she saw a small, shady-looking gas station in the distance. She hesitated, but decided to give it a try. As she entered the gas station, she was greeted by a musty smell and a sleazy-looking attendant. She rolled her eyes, "Well, this place looks like a charm."
The attendant leered at her, "What can I do for ya, sweetheart?"
Alice ignored his advances and asked about the bathroom. He grinned, "It's out of order, honey. But I'm sure I can help you out."
Alice glared at him, "I don't need your help, pervert. I'll just find another bathroom."
She stormed out of the gas station, cursing under her breath. She saw a sign for a state park a few miles away. She hoped for the best.
When she arrived at the park, she was disappointed to see that the bathrooms were also closed. "Are you kidding me?" she groaned, feeling the pressure build in her stomach.
She spotted a secluded area behind some trees and decided to take her chances. She mutters, "I hope no one sees me."
As she's about to relieve herself, a voice calls out, "Hey, what are you doing?"
Alice jumps and turns to see a park ranger. She stammers, "I-I was just looking for a bathroom."
The park ranger raises an eyebrow, "The bathrooms are closed, ma'am. But I can show you a secret spot if you need."
Alice hesitates, but then nods. The park ranger leads her to a secluded area and says, "Go ahead, no one will see you here."
Alice sighs in relief as she finally takes care of her business. She thanks the park ranger and drives away, grateful for the help.
As she drives, she feels the tension in her body start to fade. She can't believe she had to go through all that just to find a working bathroom. But she can't help but feel a little bit turned on by the whole situation. She shakes her head, "I need to get laid." She thinks to herself, "I've been cooped up in this car for too long."
As she continues her journey, she can't help but feel a little bit more hopeful. Maybe her luck is starting to turn around. She just has to keep an open mind and see what the road has in store for her.
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