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Buns in Ovens and Gods in Heaven: A Divine Pregnancy Pact and the Hilarious Husbands' Reactions

Chapter One: Buns in the Oven

The door of Brigitte's Bakery chimed cheerily, announcing the arrival of a group of goddesses who were as vibrant and colorful as the space they entered. The aroma of freshly baked pastries filled the air, and the women gathered around a table, sipping tea and nibbling on sweets.

Brigitte, the owner of the bakery and wife to Apollo, wore a mischievous grin as she looked at Aphrodite. "I've been dying to know," she said, leaning forward. "How did you break the news of your pregnancy to your ex-husband Hephaestus?"

Aphrodite rolled her eyes, a small smile playing on her lips. "I simply appeared at his forge, with a belly the size of Olympus, and asked him what he thought a 'bun in the oven' meant."

The group erupted in laughter, and Persephone chimed in, "At least you didn't have to deal with Hades' reaction. He just grumbled about having to build a bigger underground nursery."

Amphitrite added, "Poseidon was thrilled when I told him, but he did ask if the baby would have gills."

Hera, with a proud smile, announced that she too was expecting a boy, much to Zeus' delight.

Brigitte, unable to contain her excitement, shared that she baked a special pastry to tell Apollo the news, a "bun" filled with raspberry jam.

Aphrodite teased, "I'm sure Apollo was thrilled, as long as you didn't burn it."

Brigitte shot back, "At least my husband can appreciate a good bun, unlike yours who prefers blacksmithing."

Persephone, with a wink, asked Hera how Zeus reacted to the news.

Hera, with a smirk, replied, "He was so excited, he struck lightning in the bedroom."

Amphitrite, with a laugh, asked Aphrodite if she'd decided on names for her twins.

Aphrodite, with a dreamy look, shared that she was considering "Eros" and "Anteros" for her son and daughter.

Brigitte, with a playful tone, asked Hera if she'd considered "Zeus-ette" for her son.

Hera, with a roll of her eyes, playfully insulted Brigitte, "At least my son won't be named after a pastry."

The group laughed and continued to share stories and jokes, the atmosphere filled with warmth and camaraderie. As they left, each woman carried a box of pastries, a reminder of the sweetness of friendship and the joy of new beginnings.

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