The military enlistment office smelled like stale coffee and desperation, a crumbling concrete relic of bureaucracy with flickering fluorescent lights that buzzed like a swarm of angry hornets. Dima, all limbs and sharp edges at nineteen, strode in with the kind of swagger only a kid who’d never been properly humbled could muster. His buddies, Erik and Kirill, flanked him—Erik with his broad shoulders and perpetual smirk, Kirill with his nervous twitch and darting eyes. They were here for a routine medical check-up, a box to tick before they could dodge the draft or, God forbid, end up in some muddy trench. Easy. Routine. A laugh.
Until it wasn’t.
The locker room they were herded into was a damp, tiled dungeon, the air thick with the musk of too many bodies and not enough ventilation. A warrant officer stood at the far end, arms crossed over her chest, her face carved from granite. She was mid-forties, maybe, with a jawline that could cut glass and eyes that pinned you like a bug under a magnifying lens. Her name tag read “Lt. Vornik,” and Dima already knew he was going to hate her.
“Strip,” she barked, her voice a whip-crack that echoed off the walls. “Everything. Now.”
The room went still, a dozen recruits freezing mid-motion, half-unbuttoned shirts dangling from shoulders, sneakers half-kicked off. Dima blinked, then let out a sharp, incredulous laugh that sliced through the silence.
“Excuse me, comrade officer, but did you just say *everything*? As in, birthday-suit everything? Because I’m pretty sure my dignity’s not on the enlistment checklist.”
Erik snorted beside him, folding his arms and leaning against a locker. “Yeah, I didn’t sign up for a full-frontal parade. What’s next, a catwalk?”
Kirill, predictably, was already halfway to a panic attack, his fingers fumbling with his belt. “Guys, maybe we should just—y’know—do what she says? I mean, she looks like she could bench-press us all.”
Lt. Vornik’s gaze snapped to Dima, her lips thinning into a line so tight it could’ve doubled as a razor wire. “I don’t repeat myself, recruit. Everything off. Underwear included. Or I can have you dragged out of here in cuffs. Your choice.”
Dima raised his hands in mock surrender, a smirk tugging at his lips. “Whoa, whoa, no need to get kinky, Lieutenant. I’m just saying, if you wanted a show, you could’ve bought me dinner first.”
A few of the other recruits stifled laughs, but Vornik’s glare could’ve melted steel. She took a step forward, her boots clicking ominously on the tile. “Keep talking, smartass. See how long that mouth of yours lasts when I’ve got you running laps until your legs give out.”
“Oh, promises, promises,” Dima shot back, but he started unbuttoning his shirt anyway, tossing it onto the bench with exaggerated flair. “Fine, let’s get this over with. Erik, Kirill, don’t just stand there gawking—join the striptease. Let’s give the lady what she wants.”
Erik rolled his eyes but complied, peeling off his jacket and muttering, “If I’d known today was gonna be a porno audition, I’d have waxed.”
Kirill, red-faced and stammering, was already down to his boxers, clutching them like a lifeline. “Guys, this isn’t funny. What if they’re, like, filming us or something?”
“Relax, Kirill,” Dima said, kicking off his jeans and standing there in nothing but a pair of faded briefs, hands on his hips. “If they’re filming, I’m the star. You’re just background noise.”
Vornik’s voice cut through their banter like a guillotine. “I said *everything*. Stop stalling.”
Dima turned to her, one eyebrow arched, his bravado barely masking the heat creeping up his neck. “You’re really gonna make us flop around in the breeze, huh? What’s this even for? Checking if we’ve got the balls for combat?”
Her expression didn’t flicker. “You’ll find out soon enough. Move it.”
With a dramatic sigh, Dima hooked his thumbs into the waistband of his briefs and yanked them down, stepping out with a mock bow. “There. Happy now, Lieutenant? Or do you need a closer look?”
Erik barked a laugh, following suit, while Kirill whimpered and turned away, muttering something about never recovering from this. The room filled with the awkward shuffle of fabric and suppressed snickers as the rest of the recruits reluctantly obeyed. The air was thick with embarrassment, but Dima kept his chin up, his sharp tongue a shield against the humiliation.
“Alright, boys,” Vornik said, her tone clipped as she scanned the group. “Line up. Now.” Her eyes lingered on Dima for a beat too long, a silent warning. “And you—keep your mouth shut unless you want extra attention.”
“Extra attention?” Dima grinned, falling into line between Erik and Kirill, his voice dripping with mock sweetness. “Lieutenant, I’m flattered. Didn’t know I was your type.”
Her jaw twitched, but she didn’t respond, instead barking orders to march them out of the locker room. Most of the recruits were led down a hallway to what looked like a standard exam area, but Vornik singled out Dima, Erik, and Kirill with a curt gesture. “You three. With me. Upper floor.”
Erik frowned, his usual smirk faltering. “Wait, what? Why us? What’s upstairs?”
“Yeah, what’s the deal?” Dima added, crossing his arms over his bare chest, suddenly hyper-aware of his vulnerability. “You separating us for the VIP treatment or just to mess with us?”
Vornik didn’t even glance back as she led them toward a narrow stairwell. “You’ll see. Move.”
Kirill’s voice cracked as he stumbled after them, clutching a towel someone had mercifully handed out. “Guys, I don’t like this. What if it’s, like, experiments or something? I saw a movie once—”
“Shut up, Kirill,” Dima snapped, though his own bravado was starting to crack. “It’s probably just some bullshit psych eval. They wanna see if we’ll cry under pressure.”
“Or if we’ve got anything worth evaluating,” Erik quipped, though his usual humor sounded forced as they climbed the stairs, the air growing colder with each step.
The upper floor was nothing like the grimy chaos below. The hallway was sterile, all white walls and polished floors, the kind of place that screamed “government secrets” or “horror movie set.” Vornik pushed open a heavy door and ushered them inside, her face unreadable. The room beyond was a laboratory, all gleaming metal and strange equipment—tubes and monitors and things that looked way too much like torture devices for Dima’s liking. A team of medical staff waited, their expressions cold and clinical, their eyes raking over the trio with detached curiosity.
Dima’s stomach dropped, but he forced a grin, turning to Vornik with a bravado he didn’t feel. “So, what’s this, Lieutenant? You gonna probe us for alien DNA? Or is this just the weirdest foreplay I’ve ever seen?”
Her lips curled into the faintest sneer. “Keep talking, recruit. You’re about to find out exactly how much trouble that mouth can get you into.”
Erik muttered under his breath, “Fuck, man, I think we’re in deep.”
Kirill just whimpered, clutching his towel tighter, as the door slammed shut behind them with a final, chilling thud. Whatever was coming next, Dima had a sinking feeling that his sharp tongue wasn’t going to save him this time.
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