The palace of Brigitte, the Goddess of Candy and Sweets, was a vibrant and colorful space that could make even the most stoic deity’s heart flutter with delight. As the goddesses Brigitte, Hera, Amphimtrite, and Pershephone entered, each carrying their babies, the atmosphere was alive with warmth and playful insults.
Brigitte, her bright pink hair pulled into a high ponytail, offered them a tray of candies and sweets. “Ladies, help yourselves. I’ve got the most delectable chocolate-covered strawberries, cotton candy clouds, and licorice vines you’ve ever seen.”
Hera, the Goddess of Marriage and Childbirth, gracefully declined. “Tempting as always, Brigitte, but I’m still breastfeeding Jason and don’t want to risk any cavities.” She smiled, gently bouncing her baby in her arms.
Amphimtrite, the Goddess of the Sea, and Pershephone, the Goddess of Spring, revealed they bottle-fed Bianca, Nico, and Perseus. This caused Brigitte to raise an eyebrow and tease them about not being “real mothers.”
The goddesses began to discuss their babies’ eating habits, with Hera and Brigitte sharing stories of their babies’ love for breastmilk. Amphimtrite and Pershephone defended bottle feeding, stating it was more convenient and allowed their husbands to help out.
The conversation shifted to their husbands’ treatment of them postpartum. Brigitte shared her experience of Apollo nearly passing out at the sight of her giving birth. Hera rolled her eyes and revealed Zeus was more interested in his throne than her recovery. Amphimtrite and Pershephone shared their experiences with Poseidon and Hades, both of whom were clueless but well-meaning.
The goddesses commiserated over their husbands’ lack of help with the babies, with Hera joking that Zeus would rather fight a cyclops than change a diaper. Brigitte suggested they take a trip to the mortal world to teach their husbands a lesson, and the other goddesses eagerly agreed.
They made a plan to leave their babies with nymphs and surprise their husbands in the mortal world. As they left Brigitte’s palace, the goddesses laughed and joked about their upcoming adventure, with playful insults and teasing flying around.
Brigitte called out, “Remember, ladies! We’re coming back stronger and more powerful than ever, ready to take on any challenge that comes our way!” And with that, the goddesses disappeared into the sky, leaving a trail of laughter and sweetness behind.
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