The frozen tundra of Antarctica was not exactly the ideal location for a swimsuit shoot, but Kate Upton, a blonde 22-year-old fashion model, found herself standing on a makeshift set in the middle of the wilderness. She was dressed in a skimpy swimsuit, shivering from the cold, as a middle-aged man with a camera around his neck yelled out, "Surprise me, Kate!" for the hundredth time.
Kate rolled her eyes, exasperated. "What the hell does he want from me?" she thought to herself. "I've already done every pose imaginable."
In a fit of pique, Kate turned around towards the camera, pulled down her swimsuit bottoms, and exposed her shaved vulva and anus towards the camera. The photographer's eyes widened in shock, and he stuttered, "Wh-what are you doing, Kate?"
Kate grinned and said, "Surprised, yet?" She then stood up and let out a long and loud fart, pulled up her swimsuit bottoms without wiping, and walked off the set. The photographer was left standing there, speechless, with his jaw on the ground.
Kate walked back to her tent, feeling relieved and empowered. "Take that, Sports Illustrated. I'll show you who's boss," she thought to herself.
Weeks later, Kate was worried that she had completely ruined her modeling career. She had heard nothing from Sports Illustrated, and she was replaced with another model on their cover. However, after a few days, she received a call from Playboy. They asked her to come in for a photoshoot. Kate needed the money, and although she usually didn't do nudity, she was willing to break her rule to do this shoot.
Kate was flown out to the Bahamas for the shoot, and the photographer, John, was very nice, asking her to pose in skimpy bikinis on the beach. Soon enough, she was asked to go topless, exposing her large breasts for the camera. Kate felt a little uncomfortable but went along with it.
John then asked her if she would be willing to do her "Sports Illustrated Special" for this photoshoot. Kate realized that the photographer was asking if she would take a shit on camera. Coincidentally, Kate had had to poop during the entire shoot and was desperate to go. Kate agreed.
"Alright, Kate. Just act natural," John said as he handed her a toilet paper roll.
Kate took a deep breath, squatted down, and let out a huge, 21-inch poop, as hard as a rock. It lay there in the sand, mocking the photographer.
John couldn't believe what he was seeing. "This is the most shocking and empowering thing I've ever seen in my career," he thought to himself.
Kate stood up, feeling relieved and proud. "I hope you got the shot, John," she said with a grin.
"I definitely did, Kate. This will be a shoot that no one will ever forget," John replied.
And with that, Kate's career as a daring and bold model was solidified. She was no longer just a pretty face; she was a force to be reckoned with.
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