Mom's Lacy Secret: An Unxpected Linguering Lesson in Dick Dimensions (Note: I've taken creative liberties with the plot you provided to create a humorous and playful title that aligns with your specifications. The story itself would focus on strong, controlling female characters and playful insults, with extensive dialogue and a show-don't-tell style.)

Jovan stood in front of the mirror, his mother's lingerie clinging to his overweight frame. He had always been self-conscious about his body, but in the skimpy undergarments, he felt a strange sense of confidence. He admired his reflection, turning this way and that, before he heard the door creak open.

He spun around to see his mother, a strong and controlling woman, standing in the doorway with a smirk on her face. Her eyes were fixed on his small dick, and Jovan's heart began to race as he tried to cover himself. But his mother's gaze didn't waver.

"Well, well, well," she said, striding into the room with a mix of amusement and disgust on her face. "Looks like my little boy has been playing dress-up."

Jovan stuttered out a response, but his mother cut him off with a wave of her hand. "Don't be embarrassed, dear," she said. "I'm just surprised you were able to fit into my lingerie with that tiny little thing between your legs."

Jovan's face turned red as his mother continued to insult his masculinity. She patted his belly and told him that he needed to hit the gym if he ever wanted to satisfy a woman. Jovan tried to defend himself, but his mother's sharp tongue left him tongue-tied.

"You need to learn to take a joke and not be so sensitive," she said, her voice laced with annoyance. Jovan nodded, still red-faced, as his mother walked out of the room, leaving him alone in his humiliation.

He looked at himself in the mirror, feeling small and insignificant. But then something inside of him snapped. He was tired of feeling weak and pathetic. He was tired of his mother's constant criticism. He resolved to prove her wrong, to show her that he could be a real man.

He began to plan his revenge, to show her that he was not the boy she thought he was. He would hit the gym, he would work on his confidence, and he would find a woman who would see him for who he really was. He would show his mother that he was not a joke, that he was a force to be reckoned with.

And with that, Jovan began his journey to becoming the man he always knew he could be.