The kitchen in our shared apartment looked like a war zone, and I, Misaki, was the reluctant general of this culinary battlefield. Elbow-deep in a pile of vegetables, I hacked at a particularly stubborn onion with a chef’s knife, muttering curses under my breath. “Damn it, Akihiko, do you ever stop eating? I swear, your stomach is a bottomless pit. I’m not your personal chef, you know!”
Steam rose from the pots bubbling on the stove, turning the cramped space into a makeshift sauna. Sweat beaded on my forehead as I wrestled with the onion, its pungent sting making my eyes water. Pots and pans were strewn everywhere, a chaotic testament to my begrudging efforts to feed the human garbage disposal I called a roommate. I swiped at my brow with the back of my hand, growling, “This better be worth it, or I’m serving you raw potatoes and calling it gourmet.”
Just then, the man of the hour sauntered in, shirt half-unbuttoned like he was auditioning for a cologne ad. Akihiko’s smirk was as infuriating as ever, his dark eyes glinting with mischief as he leaned against the doorway. “Well, well, Misaki. Look at you, all domestic and adorable. Didn’t know you had it in you to play housewife.”
I didn’t even bother looking up from my chopping, my grip tightening on the knife. “Oh, bite me, Akihiko. If I’m a housewife, you’re the deadbeat husband who can’t even boil water. Why don’t you do something useful for once instead of standing there looking pretty?” I snatched up a wooden spoon from the counter and brandished it like a sword, pointing it at his chest. “Move it, or I’ll make you regret stepping into my kitchen.”
He chuckled, completely unfazed, and pushed off the doorway to stroll over, deliberately planting himself against the counter right in my way. “Your kitchen? Last I checked, I pay half the rent, sweetheart. And damn, you’re cute when you’re all flustered like this. That little scowl? Chef’s kiss.” He mimed a kiss in the air, his grin widening.
Heat crept up my neck, and I knew it wasn’t just from the steaming pots. I shoved him aside with my shoulder, harder than necessary. “Fluster this, you idiot. Make yourself useful or get the hell out before I use you as a cutting board.”
Akihiko raised an eyebrow, clearly enjoying my irritation. Then, with an exaggerated flourish, he grabbed a spare apron from the hook and tied it around his waist, striking a pose. “Fine, fine. I’ll be your sous-chef, oh mighty kitchen queen. Bow before my culinary prowess!” He gave a mock bow, nearly knocking over a stack of plates in the process.
I rolled my eyes so hard I nearly sprained something. “Sous-chef? You can’t even spell it. Here.” I shoved a potato and a peeler into his hands, my tone dripping with sarcasm. “Peel this. And don’t slice off a finger—I’m not mopping up your blood. I’ve got enough messes to deal with.”
He stared at the potato like it was an alien artifact, fumbling with the peeler as he attempted to scrape at the skin. “This is harder than it looks, you know,” he whined after a particularly pathetic attempt left more potato on the counter than in his hand. “How do you even do this without losing a digit?”
I bit back a laugh, crossing my arms as I watched him struggle. “Oh, poor baby. It’s a potato, not a Rubik’s Cube. You’re a hopeless idiot, you know that? Just… try not to make it look like a crime scene, okay?”
The air between us crackled as we reached for the same knife on the counter, our hands brushing for a split second. A jolt shot through me, and I yanked the knife away, clutching it to my chest like a lifeline. “Personal space, Akihiko. Ever heard of it? Or do I need to draw a line on the floor?”
His voice dropped an octave, low and teasing, as he leaned in just a fraction closer. “Territorial, are we? I didn’t realize you were so possessive, Misaki. What else are you guarding so fiercely?” His smirk was practically weaponized, and I felt my cheeks burn hotter than the stove.
“Focus, pretty boy,” I snapped, turning back to the pot simmering on the burner to hide my fluster. I stirred the contents with more force than necessary, the wooden spoon clattering against the sides. “Unless you want to eat charcoal for dinner, keep your hands and your dumb comments to yourself.”
I didn’t hear him move, but I felt him—his presence looming behind me, close enough that the warmth of his breath tickled the back of my neck. My spine stiffened, every nerve on high alert. “What the hell are you doing?” I barked, whipping around to elbow him hard in the ribs. “Back off, creep, before I burn this damn house down with you in it!”
He laughed, a deep, rumbling sound that made my stomach flip despite myself. He stepped back, hands raised in mock surrender. “Alright, alright, I’m retreating! Don’t want to mess with the chef when she’s armed and dangerous.” Before I could retort, he snatched a piece of carrot from the cutting board, popping it into his mouth with a playful wink. “Just sampling the goods. Gotta make sure it’s up to my standards.”
I gritted my teeth, half-annoyed, half-amused, as I glared at him. The audacity of this man was unreal, and yet, as I turned back to the stove, I couldn’t help but smirk to myself. Cooking with this infuriating, insufferable, ridiculously charming idiot might just be the spiciest thing I’d done all day. And damn it, I wasn’t sure if I hated or loved that fact.
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