Lily Patton, a 22-year-old secret agent, slipped into the public washroom in Japan, her heart pounding in her chest. She had a mission to retrieve hidden files, and she had finally found them tucked away in a corner of the room. But just as she was about to make her escape, five Japanese college-age Sukeban's entered the room, chattering excitedly amongst themselves.
Three of the Sukeban's headed towards the wall, preparing to spray it with graffiti, while the final two made their way towards the shower area. Lily knew she needed to take them out quickly and silently. She couldn't afford to leave any witnesses.
As she contemplated her next move, she remembered her legendary silent fart, which she had named "The Silent Stinker." It was a move she had perfected over the years, a weapon that could incapacitate her enemies without leaving a trace. She took a deep breath and let it out, the silent stinker filling the air around her.
The stench reached the first Sukeban, who stopped mid-spray and sniffed the air. Her face turned green, and she pinched her nose, stumbling into the wall and faceplanting on the floor. Lily couldn't help but smirk at the sight.
The second Sukeban gagged and dropped her spray can, holding her throat as she puked into the sink. She fell face-first off the sink and landed limp on the floor, unconscious. Lily's smile grew wider.
The third Sukeban groaned in disgust and sprayed herself in the face while trying to hold her nose. She turned bright green and ran to the trash can, vomiting violently before falling over and spilling the trash can all over herself. Lily couldn't contain her laughter anymore.
The stench reached the shower area, and the two lovebirds were put out cold. Sukeban 4 sniffed and pulled away from Sukeban 5, who also reacted in disgust. Sukeban 4 held her nose, drool pouring out of her mouth as her eyes crossed. She flopped backwards, ending up spread-eagle on her back.
Sukeban 5 coughed and fanned the air before backing into the shower wall. Her face went slack, and she fell forward, landing face-first into Sukeban 4's groin. Lily couldn't help but let out a snort of amusement at the sight.
Satisfied that all the Sukeban's were unconscious, Lily investigated the situation, making sure they were all out cold before sneaking out of the washroom. She couldn't believe how easy it had been. The legendary silent fart had struck again, and Lily Patton had once again emerged victorious.
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