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Urinal Unveiling: Coaching the Lad's Pride

### Chapter One: Piss and Praise at the Pub

The gents’ restroom at The Rusty Anchor was a far cry from a palace of pleasure. Dimly lit by a flickering fluorescent tube that buzzed like a dying wasp, the air carried the sharp tang of stale beer and cheap disinfectant, clinging to the cracked tiles and graffiti-scarred walls. It was the kind of place where a man did his business quick and got out—unless, of course, he had something to prove.

Enter Jamie Reed, a cocky 24-year-old with a strut that could turn heads in a convent. His low-slung jeans hugged his hips just right, the waistband of his Calvin Kleins peeking out like a neon sign screaming *look at me*. And oh, did he know it. With a tousled mop of dark hair and a smirk that could charm the knickers off a nun, Jamie was riding high on a wave of self-assured swagger as he pushed through the creaky door. He’d spent the evening downing pints with the lads, reveling in their cheers as he recounted his latest footie triumph on the pitch. But now, nature called—and Jamie was never one to miss a chance to show off, even in a piss-stinking loo.

He sauntered to the urinal, unzipping with a deliberate flick of his wrist, the metallic rasp echoing in the cramped space. That’s when he noticed he wasn’t alone. Standing at the far urinal, broad shoulders hunched and a pint glass still in one meaty hand, was Coach Hargrove. The man was a walking contradiction—rugged as a brick wall, with a salt-and-pepper beard and a gruff exterior that could scare off a pitbull, yet there was always a hidden smirk lurking beneath, like he knew something you didn’t. At 45, he was the kind of authority figure who commanded respect without asking for it, the kind who’d seen it all and wasn’t easily impressed.

Jamie caught the sidelong glance from Coach as he took his position, and a grin split his face. “Evening, Coach. Didn’t expect to find you holding court in a place like this. Thought you’d be out there barking orders, not takin’ a piss break with the riffraff.”

Hargrove’s thick brow arched, his deep voice rumbling like gravel. “Watch it, Reed. I’m not too old to drag you out on that pitch and make you run laps ‘til you’re cryin’ for your mum. What’re you doin’ struttin’ in here like you own the joint? That ego of yours gonna fit through the door on the way out?”

Jamie chuckled, shaking his head as he adjusted his stance, making damn sure the Coach got a glimpse of the goods barely contained by that designer waistband. “Oh, I’ve got plenty to back it up, mate. You’ve seen me on the field—reckon I’ve got the goods off it, too. Care for a peek, or you just gonna stand there playin’ the hard man?”

The Coach let out a low, throaty bark of a laugh, his eyes flicking down for the briefest of moments before snapping back up to meet Jamie’s with a steely glint. “Boy, you’ve got balls, I’ll give you that. Prancin’ around with your knickers on display like some bloody peacock. What, you think I’m gonna fall to my knees and sing hallelujah over your sorry arse?”

Jamie’s grin widened, undeterred by the jab. He leaned a shoulder against the tiled wall, casual as you like, letting the tension simmer in the grimy air. “Nah, Coach, I reckon you’d be more the type to make me beg for the praise. But I’m game if you are. Tell me, what’s it gonna take to get a ‘good boy’ outta you? ‘Cause I’ve got a few tricks up my sleeve—or down my trousers, more like.”

Hargrove’s smirk finally broke through, though it was sharp enough to cut glass. He zipped up with a slow, deliberate motion, turning to face Jamie full-on, his bulk filling the space between them like a challenge. “You’re a mouthy little shit, aren’t ya? Think you can bait me with that cheek and I’ll just roll over? I’ve been breakin’ lads like you since before you were suckin’ on a dummy. If you want praise, you’re gonna have to earn it, and I don’t mean by flashin’ your crown jewels in a shithole like this.”

Jamie’s eyes sparkled with mischief, his voice dropping to a conspiratorial purr as he stepped just a fraction closer, the scent of cheap lager and bravado mingling between them. “Oh, I’m all about earnin’ it, Coach. Question is, you gonna be the one to set the bar? ‘Cause I’m bettin’ I can clear it—and then some. Might even make you crack a proper smile for once, you miserable bastard.”

The Coach’s jaw twitched, a flicker of amusement warring with the stern set of his mouth. He crossed his arms over his barrel chest, looking Jamie up and down like he was sizing up a particularly troublesome pup. “Careful, Reed. Keep pushin’ and you might find out just how high I set that bar. I don’t play nice, and I don’t hand out gold stars for showin’ off. You want my attention? Prove you’re worth more than a cheap thrill in a piss-stinking loo.”

Jamie tilted his head, his smirk never wavering as he zipped up with a teasing slowness, letting the moment stretch taut as a wire. “Challenge accepted, Coach. But let’s be real—you’re already lookin’, ain’t ya? Don’t worry, I won’t tell the lads their big, bad boss has a soft spot for a pretty boy with a big mouth.”

Hargrove snorted, shaking his head as he turned toward the sink, but not before Jamie caught the faintest flush creeping up the back of his neck. “Get outta here before I change my mind and make you scrub this dump with your toothbrush, you little prick. And pull your bloody jeans up—nobody needs to see your laundry label.”

Jamie laughed, loud and bright, the sound bouncing off the grimy walls as he sauntered toward the door. “Aye aye, Captain. But don’t think I didn’t notice you sneakin’ a gander. Reckon we’re just gettin’ started, yeah?”

The door swung shut behind him, leaving Hargrove alone with the buzzing light and the lingering echo of Jamie’s taunt. The Coach stared at his reflection in the chipped mirror, a slow, dangerous grin curling his lips. The lad had nerve, he’d give him that. And maybe, just maybe, he was intrigued enough to see how far this game could go.

Outside, Jamie rejoined the raucous crowd at the bar, his heart thumping with the thrill of the exchange. He’d planted the seed, and now it was only a matter of time before the Coach took the bait—or took control. Either way, Jamie was ready to play.

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