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Wild Woods Birthday Bang

### Chapter One: Bonfire and Banter

The forest clearing was a hidden gem, tucked just beyond the sleepy village where nothing ever happened unless you made it happen. As the sun dipped below the horizon, painting the sky in streaks of fiery orange and bruised purple, the air buzzed with the scent of pine, smoky wood, and the sharp tang of cheap vodka. A bonfire crackled at the center of the clearing, its flames already licking hungrily at the piled logs, casting flickering shadows on the faces of the rowdy crew gathered for Сеня’s birthday.

Ирина stood near the fire, hands on her hips, her dark hair pulled into a messy bun that somehow looked deliberate. She surveyed the scene with the air of a general inspecting her troops, her sharp green eyes glinting with mischief. “Oi, you lazy bastards, are you planning to just stand there gawking or actually help me set this up?” she barked, her voice carrying over the crackle of the fire. “I’m not your damn maid.”

Коля, leaning against a nearby tree with a cigarette dangling from his lips, smirked. He was the quiet one, always on the fringes, but there was a glint in his dark eyes that hinted at trouble. “Oh, come off it, Ирина. You love playing queen. Why ruin a good thing by pretending you don’t?”

Her head snapped toward him, a grin tugging at the corner of her mouth. “Careful, Коля. Keep running that mouth, and I’ll make you my court jester. You’d look good in bells, don’t you think?” She stepped closer, her tone dripping with mock sweetness. “Or are you just hoping I’ll give you a crown of your own?”

He flicked the ash from his cigarette, unfazed, his gaze locking with hers. “Only if I get to steal your throne, Your Majesty. Bet I’d look better on it.”

The rest of the crew burst into laughter, but Ирина didn’t break eye contact, her smile sharpening. “Big words for a guy who’s barely said two sentences all day. You gonna back that up, or are you just all bark?”

Before Коля could fire back, Аня and Ева, perched on a fallen log with a bottle of vodka between them, chimed in. Аня, with her bleach-blonde hair and a laugh like a machine gun, pointed a manicured finger at Ирина. “Girl, leave him alone. You’re gonna scare the poor boy off before he even gets a chance to flirt properly.”

Ева, darker-haired and sly, took a swig from the bottle and winked at Коля. “Nah, let her. I wanna see if he’s got the balls to keep up with her. My money’s on Ирина breaking him in five minutes flat.”

“Five? You’re generous,” Ирина shot back, crossing her arms over her chest, the firelight catching the curve of her smirk. “I give him three before he’s begging for mercy.”

Коля raised an eyebrow, stepping closer, the space between them crackling with more than just the bonfire’s heat. “Keep dreaming, Ирина. I’ve handled worse than a pretty girl with a sharp tongue.”

Her laugh was low, dangerous. “Pretty, huh? Careful, Коля. Flattery might get you somewhere, but it won’t save you from me.”

Meanwhile, the boys were busy with their own chaos. Сеня, the birthday boy, was red-faced and already half-drunk, arguing with Дима over the beat-up Bluetooth speaker they’d dragged out here. “I’m picking the music, asshole. It’s my day!” Сеня slurred, clutching the speaker like it was a lifeline.

Дима, broad-shouldered and perpetually annoyed, snatched it back. “Yeah, and your taste is trash. I’m not listening to your sad boy playlist all night. Give it here.”

Марат, always the instigator, grinned as he tossed another log onto the fire. “Bet you two fight over who gets the first shot too. Why don’t you just kiss and make up already?”

“Fuck off, Марат,” Дима snapped, while Сеня just laughed, nearly dropping the speaker into the dirt.

Пальто—whose real name no one ever used, thanks to the ratty old coat he wore everywhere—sat off to the side, nursing a beer and muttering to himself. “Bunch of idiots. Why am I even here?”

“Because you love us, weirdo!” Аня called out, tossing an empty plastic cup at him. It bounced off his shoulder, and he didn’t even flinch, just gave her a withering look.

As the bickering continued, Ирина turned her attention back to the setup, clapping her hands like a drill sergeant. “Alright, enough screwing around. Дима, get the rest of the wood. Аня, Ева, stop gossiping about who screwed who last summer and help me with the blankets. And Коля—” She paused, shooting him a look that was equal parts challenge and invitation. “Make yourself useful for once and grab the cups. Unless you’re too busy staring at me to function.”

He chuckled, pushing off the tree and sauntering over to the pile of supplies. “Hard not to stare when you’re putting on such a show, boss lady. But fine, I’ll play nice. For now.”

She rolled her eyes, but the flush on her cheeks wasn’t just from the fire. “Keep it up, smartass. I’ve got ways of shutting you down.”

“I’d like to see you try,” he muttered under his breath, just loud enough for her to hear as he brushed past her, their shoulders grazing. Her eyes narrowed, but she didn’t respond—not yet.

As the group finally got their act together, the bonfire roared higher, its warmth cutting through the crisp evening air. Shots were poured, the vodka burning as it went down, and the music—some terrible pop remix courtesy of Дима—blared from the speaker. Аня and Ева were already giggling over old stories, their voices carrying snippets of scandal. “Remember when Сеня tried to skinny-dip in the lake and got stuck in the mud?” Ева cackled. “I thought we’d have to call the fire department to drag his dumb ass out.”

“Speak for yourself,” Аня shot back. “You’re the one who made out with that creepy guy from the next village at the harvest fair. What was his name? Tractor Boy?”

“Shut up! He had nice hands!” Ева protested, nearly spilling her drink as she laughed.

Across the fire, Ирина plopped down on a blanket, a plastic cup of vodka in her hand. She gestured to Коля, who was still lingering nearby, watching her with that quiet intensity of his. “What’s this? You gonna stand there all night like a creep, or are you joining us? Come on, underdog. Let’s see if you can keep up with me in a drinking game.”

He dropped down beside her, his knee brushing hers as he took the challenge with a lazy grin. “Name your game, Ирина. But don’t cry when I drink you under the table.”

Her laugh was sharp, cutting through the night air. “Oh, sweetheart, you’ve got no idea what you’re in for. Game’s simple—truth or shot. You answer my question, or you drink. And I don’t play nice with my questions.”

“Bring it on,” he said, his voice low, his eyes never leaving hers. “But fair warning—I don’t scare easy.”

“Good,” she purred, leaning in just a fraction, her breath warm against the chill. “I like a challenge. First question: what’s the dumbest thing you’ve ever done to impress a girl?”

The group around them hooted and hollered, sensing the tension, but Коля just smirked, unfazed. “You’ll have to do better than that, Ирина. I’ll drink to keep my secrets—for now.”

He tipped back the shot, the vodka burning his throat, and she watched him with a predatory glint in her eye. “Coward,” she teased, her voice dripping with amusement. “Fine. Your turn. Hit me with your worst.”

As the night deepened, the bonfire casting wild shadows across their faces, the dares got stupider, the jokes cruder, and the air between Ирина and Коля grew heavier with every barbed word and lingering glance. The rest of the crew faded into the background, their laughter and chaos a mere soundtrack to the game unfolding between the queen bee and the underdog. Whatever happened next, one thing was clear—this night was only just getting started.

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